Avast!
Be it with great pleasure that I bring talk like a pirate day to my year! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! A pirates life for me…
Pirates, brandish your cutlasses and join me in a merry day of grog drinking, looting dubloons and comandeering ships!
Time to return to scraping the barnacles off the bottom o’ me ship, lest I be joinin’ me crew in Davy Jones’ Locker.
Have my grog ready, you lily-livered scurvy dogs.
